Oh lucky day, you cannot stay. How you must end, I'd rather not say. Winning ticket, won so wicked. Not my place to win, But I picked it. I picked it right. I held it tight. My victory in a certain light.
Clement. Inclement. Snowstorm descending. Now you're in it. Now you're intending to spin your story. That same one you tell whenever it's cold. Hell frozen over in all its glory, and you want to tell it. Never gets old. Your story always goes something like this: “It's cold ∴ Global warming does not exist. Scientists sure are going to be pissed. Ha, it's cold. It was all just a myth!” Don't say it this time. Please just go inside. Avoid deep breaths. Minimize talking. Please don't stand in the middle of the street, telling your story to all that you meet. Please go inside. Go warm up. Like the globe. Read about climate change while there's still hope. Nope? Well, then I see what you mean. Stay outside. Turn blue. We'll find you next spring, still frozen story. One with everything.